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i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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