just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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