The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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