so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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