Don't you send me to vm
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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