He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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