similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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