were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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