Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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