Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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