sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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