and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
