If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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