I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I have post one night stand depression
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