You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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