Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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