I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Couch. On fire.
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