this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
