I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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