People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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