I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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