marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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