So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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