we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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