Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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