He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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