I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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