i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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