Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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