sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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