i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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