Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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