Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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