its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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