is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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