dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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