help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
