This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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