So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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