he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My ass is underappreciated
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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