Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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