made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
