that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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