I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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