Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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