if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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