Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
3pm strippers are depressing
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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