I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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