big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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