new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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